What would Bartleby the Scrivener's Facebook be like? To begin, let's think about appearance. A man that depressed would not have a picture of himself online. That would attract attention and could even allow him to be recognized and have company. Also due to his hermitage, he would not have any friends-to start with anyways. His page would be very plain indeed, except for, and this is leading into content, the various groups that he joins. I think this is what would lead him to find like minded people and possibly gain a few friends. Anyways, here is the archive of what his status update would read on his home page, but they will be listed from oldest to newest, whereas on the real facebook it would the other way around.
Bartleby joined the group "Wall Street Scriveners"
Bartleby is now friends with Turkey and Nippers.
Bartleby is tired after a long day of work.
Bartleby became a fan of Ginger Nuts.
Bartleby is now friends with Ginger Nut.
Batleby is sick of writing!
Bartleby would prefer not to.
Bartleby has removed Turkey and Nippers from his friends list.
Bartleby is annoyed at his boss.
Bartleby isn't going anywhere.
Bartleby joined the group "Jailbirds."
Bartleby isn't hungry, get off my back!
Bartleby joined the group "Down with Dead letters".
Batleby ignored friend requests from his boss.
Bartleby has been invited to the event "Dinner at my place" by Grub Man.
Bartleby will not be attending "Dinner at my place".
Bartleby is signing off.
Any searches for Bartleby will come up with no results, he terminated his facebook account shortly after his last post.
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